Prepare for the battle!
If you had to decide between a diet and a piece of chocolate, would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate?
Say your prayers little one Don't forget, my son To include everyone
If at first you don’t succeed . . . so much for skydiving
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
Not all worlds can be changed with closed eyes. For some of them, we must change ourselves, our minds or die.
How to write code without resharper?
Life is hard. Especially if you are cat.
Some say they own the planet... Stupid slaves
Can I haz some cheezburger?
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Why do nerds confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT31=DEC25