Prepare for the battle!
If you had to decide between a diet and a piece of chocolate, would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate?
Say your prayers little one Don't forget, my son To include everyone
According to my mirror I am pregnant. The father is Nutella.
If at first you don’t succeed . . . so much for skydiving
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
Some say they own the planet... Stupid slaves
Can I haz some cheezburger?
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Why do nerds confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT31=DEC25